Happy birthday, Kelly Ann Collins!!!!!!!!1!111!1!
Okay, it's really tomorrow -- Sat 4 August -- but I wanted to send my best wishes now because I have a full schedule tomorrow [!!!]. I believe KAC is turning 22 tomorrow. AWWWWWWWWWW!!!
You all should cruise by one of her many, many sites [it's SOOOOOO hard to keep up with KAC!!!] and leave your best wishes.
BTW, tomorrow [4 August] is also Barack Obama's birthday.
Which gives me a great idea...
[images courtesy: (L) Kelly Ann Collins; (R) Wonkette]
Think about it -- we'd only need one really big-ass "American Flag" birthday cake for four -- or maybe eight!!! -- years! Think about everything we could do with the money our country would save in hosting only one birthday party instead of two!!!
You're welcome.
Friday, August 3, 2007
Happy Birthday Kelly Ann Collins!!!
Saturday, May 5, 2007
BREAKING: Area Blogger Having The Best Week Ever [5 April 2007]
DHMBIB is having the Best Week Ever!!! VH1 is planning a new show focused around us and all the love we're getting from the bloggosphere. Full details after the jump.
Okay, so there's no VH1 show about us in the works. But we are having the Best Week Ever, thanks to some love we're getting from two of our favorite blogs.
Last week, Maura Johnston over at Idolator saw something that she thought was interesting in our liveblog of the 24 April edition of American Idol -- she had to read all the way to the bottom to find it, so she's obviously mentally disturbed a big fan -- and used it in her own write-up of the show, giving us our broadest exposure yet:
And earlier this week, we pointed our readers to a sweet post from one of our favorite bloggers, Kelly Ann Collins. KAC caught our post and put this up on her Long Live The Plastics site, which just about made our heads explode:
Please forgive us if our heads are oversized the next time you see us. And remember to give Idolator and Long Live The Plastics plenty of love...
Also, KAC -- our offer still stands...
*****
Bonus "This Is Why We Love Kelly Ann Collins"...here [P.S. we do not endorse the opinions of the Wonkette editors and commenters on this matter -- we actually loved KAC's WaPo LiveOnline piece...and, of course, we love KAC -- Ed.].
Monday, April 30, 2007
This Is Why We Love Kelly Ann Collins [30 April 2007]
Kelly Ann Collins, a/k/a KAC, a/k/a k@c, a/k/a The Socialite, has long been one of our favorite DC-based bloggers [she's linked over in the left margin -- Ed.]. She takes a blogging-break every so often, but she's back again both on MySpace and with a new blog she calls "Long Live The Plastics" [the name of which we think has something to do with a Lindsay Lohan movie, but we know is not a flattering homage -- Ed.].
Anyway, the famously-club-hopping-socialite-and-charity-organizer rests and recreates at some of DC's finest nightclubs. Which frequently puts her in a position to rub elbows and noses with the glitterati who occasionally grace our fair city. Not letting us down, KAC reports in with a deliciously awesome sighting of...wait for it...XTINA AGUILERA IN DC over the weekend after a show in Baltimore:
You know I really hate to dish out all the "Dirrty" details about people [ha!!! -- Ed.], but come on! If you are too trashed to walk, don't show up at my playground -- even if you are Christina Aguilera.
[Saturday night], I found myself at Play Lounge ... next to Christina Aguilera.
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Miss Thang couldn't talk clearly enough to say "take me drunk, I'm home." And she couldn't walk any better than a kid who'd just been hit in the head with a kickball....
[Xtina and hubby Jordan Bratman] didn't stay very long and didn't touch the bottle on their table ... which says one thing: Christina's limo must be stocked with some serious party gear. I mean, not even I can get that hopscotched up in an hour (the time it usually takes to get from the [1st Mariner] Arena [in Baltimore] to Dupont).
Christina Aguilera: Drunk as a skunk [Long Live The Plastics]
[we'd reprint more, but we don't like to just cut-and-paste other bloggers' posts; sure, we steal -- but we do have SOME morals; please head on over to LLTP and give KAC some love -- Ed.]
[P.S. One of the labels on the post is "like skank me out"...KAC -- will you marry us??? -- Ed.]
