Saw the above photo in a web ad today and spat my yoo-hoo all over my monitor. It's a virtual dead ringer for my dear friend Penelope:
[I don't really look this good, but the halo effect of having my picture taken with someone who's much better looking than I am makes me look much better -- Ed.]
Alas, the hottie in the web ad is not my dear friend Penelope -- it's actually Indy Racing League driver Danica Patrick, who is the new spokeshottie for internet registrar GoDaddy:
Can't believe I never noticed the resemblence until now. But hey, any excuse to dig up pix of Penelope is fine with me!!!
ciaobaby
Showing posts with label Celebrities They're Just Like Us. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Celebrities They're Just Like Us. Show all posts
Saturday, April 7, 2007
Celebrities! They're Just Like Us!: Danica Patrick [7 April 2007]
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Celebrities! They're Just Like Us!: Katharine McPhee & Tyra Banks (27 February 2007 Edition)
I deliberately did not post this "ahead" of time, because I saw no need to give Tyra Banks any more free publicity than she was already receiving over this.
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* Just like us!: Katharine McPhee has love handles:
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* Just like us!: Tyra Banks wants to cop a feel of Kat's girls:
[Sidra: "They're real, and they're spectacular."]
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In a transparent effort to goose ratings, Tyra Banks's people posted these videos and some still photos last week. Can you imagine the reaction of the affiliates and advertisers? "Gee, thanks, Tyra. Thanks for giving it away for free ahead of time. You know -- so no one would need to WATCH IT WHEN IT AIRS or anything!!! Thanks bunches!"
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Celebrities! They're Just Like Us!: Jessica Biel (27 February 2007 Edition)
Because I have absolutely no interest in seeing Jessica Biel side-boob -- much less BLOGGING ABOUT IT -- I couldn't come up with an angle on this Oscar Red Carpet photo that didn't make me look like some sort of dirrty purv...
[image courtesy egotastic.com]
...until my totes-NOT-closely-inspecting-eye caught this:
Q: What is that two-inch red mark on Jessica Biel's girl?
a) A chafe mark from the two-sided tape used to secure an early version of this dress -- removed because Jess wanted to let the girls roam free!!!
b) A chafe mark from the Sports Bra she was wearing when she jogged over to the Kodak
c) A chafe mark from the umbrella Britney Spears used to hit Jess after someone told Brit that Jess used to bring SexyBack with JT
d) What red mark???
Leave your thoughts in the comments.
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At the completely-other-end-of-the-spectrum:
[image courtesy flynet via tmz.com]
Q: What is Jessica Biel doing?
a) Picking up her dog's shit
b) Telling the papz to kiss her SexyBack
c) Checking out places where she could dump Scarlett Johansson's body
d) Who cares???
Again, leave your thoughts in the comments.
[Is it wrong that TMZ's post on this is titled "Doggy Style with Jessica Biel"???]
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