* If, like us, you were a fan of Chevy Chase's National Lampoon's Vacation movies, you may appreciate knowing whatever happened to all of the actors who played "Audrey" and "Rusty" [StuffMagazine.com -- yeah, sorry about that -- we were looking for something else -- it was a link we clicked, okay??? -- but we stumbled upon this instead].
* Do you miss Kozmo? Well, if you're in DC and it's nite time and you only want stuff you could just walk down to the 7-11 to get -- but you're too lazy to do even that, you can give DC Snacks a click.
* Do you love that song "Cotton Eye Joe" by the Swedish band Rednex? Well, if you've got a cool 1.5 million bucks burning a hole in your pocket, you can buy the whole damn band on eBay.
* American Idol's ratings are down 10% from last season, and the ratings are headed in the wrong direction. And the Wednesday 4 April "results" show on which Gina Glocksen was eliminated was the lowest rated AI of the season. But Idol EP Nigel Lythgoe isn't worried -- Nigel says it's because Daylight Savings Time started earlier this year [yeah, we don't understand that either -- Ed.], not because a talentless moron [*cough* Sanjaya *cough*] continues to outlast more-talented competitors.
Friday, April 6, 2007
Odds & Sods [6 April 2007]
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Odds & Sods [27 March 2007 Edition]
[image courtesy Alaina Alexander Music on MySpace]
* Actual "professional singer" Alaina Alexander -- remember her??? -- realizes 4 weeks too late that Katharine McPhee, Antonella Barba, and Haley Scarnato may be on to something with this whole "rock your body, distract from your vocals" thing. [TMZ]
* American Idol rethinks that whole "songs of the 90's" theme, takes my sister's advice on "sing whatever the hell you want" theme; Gwen Stefani scared shit-is-bananas-less that Sanjaya will sing "Just A Girl". [Defamer, Idolator]
* At the YouTube Video Awards -- and I am not making that up -- OK Go's "Here It Goes Again" wins the award for "Most Creative". Sadly, it did not win the award for "they so totes ripped off that 'treadmill' thing from that Jamiroquai video from like ten years ago". [MollyGood]
* New Fall Out Boy video for "Thnks Fr Th Mmrs" sets record for combined number of product placements and monkeys. [Stereogum]
[anyone recognize the "love interest"? it sorta looks like Kim Kardashian -- Ed.]
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Odds & Sods: American Idol Drop-Out Wouldn't Get Away With This Shit With Hulk Hogan [13 March 2007 Edition]
* Breaking: World War II Memorial Plans To Sue Antonella Barba:
Remember Mario Vazquez?
Mario was a contestant on American Idol 4 who made it to the final 12 and was handicapped to be a top-3 or top-4 prospect. But, on the day before the final 12 were to compete for the first time, Fox announced that Mario had dropped out of the competition for "family reasons" [Mario was replaced in the finals by "7th-place-in-the-semifinal male finisher" Nikko Smith].
Everyone called bullshit on this at the time and assumed that Mario dropped out because he thought he could get a record deal on his own giving him more control over his career. Even Mario's mom said she had no idea what these "family reasons" could be. Idol watchers felt Mario's subsequent signing by Clive Davis validated their assumptions.
But, alas, the truth may be a little less banal and a lot ickier than that.
According to a lawsuit filed on Monday against Vazquez, Fox and Idol-producer Fremantle Media, the "family" appears to be "former Fremantle Assistant Accountant Magdaleno Olmos", and the "reasons" appear to be "sexual harassment and attempted-gay-rape in the men's restroom".
[insert your own Ryan Seacrest / Clay Aiken / William Hung jokes here, please -- Ed.]
* Breaking: Lily Allen Is Adorable!!!:
Both of these were in serious contention for Video Of The Day. But, alas, they're a little too short, so they only rate "Kudos!!!":
[link courtesy themodernage.org]
These two videos are the only videos posted to YouTube by a user named "lilyallenisme". These videos obviously were taken by someone with definite "insider" access, so "lilyallenisme" may really be Lily herself. Awesome!
* Breaking: Music Critic Writes Fawning Article In Praise Of Arcade Fire:
If you haven't heard of Arcade Fire, the Montreal septet anointed by the music Poindexters as the latest "best rock band in the world", you might as well read Jody Rosen's love letter in Slate and pick up Neon Bible at the iTMS. Both are worth your time.
Trust me.
* Breaking: Katharine McPhee Likes Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Clean Teeth:
Kat did a LiveOnline chat with washingtonpost.com on Tuesday. And she made a shocking [!] revelation at the end:
" Katharine McPhee: I'm sorry I have to leave now but I have to go get my teeth cleaned at the dentist. I love you all and talk to you soon. "
Monday, March 12, 2007
Odds & Sods: American Idol Viewers Recall Naked, Drunk Antonella Barba [12 March 2007 Edition]
[image courtesy gambling911.com via celebitchy.com]
* Don't ask us how we came across this photo. Just accept that we did:
We're actually kinda <3'ing this photo of our friend "J" [on the right -- Ed.] and some unidentified friend of hers. We coulda taken this photo -- tho, alas, we didn't.
We suspect J would not be mortified to know this photo was all over the internets. Unlike some other photos of J we've seen recently.
In other news, recently booted American Idol contestant Antonella Barba plans to wait at least a week or two before she accepts Hugh Hefner's offer to take a few more racy photos for Playboy.
* Have you guys heard of this show called The Office?:
[video courtesy comedycentral.com via bestweekever.tv]
We have never actually seen The Office. Yeah, we wrote that. But this video almost makes us want to check it out someday.
* This may be the best headline we have ever read:
"Israel Recalls Naked, Drunk Ambassador". Seriously, we could not make this up.
Friday, March 2, 2007
Odds & Sods: And I Am Telling You What Goes Around...Comes Around [2 March 2007 Edition]
* j.hud has something she wants to say:
Haven't gotten around to seeing Dreamgirls yet? ifilm has the clip of j.hud's "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going", but because it's not embeddable, you'll have to go here to see it.
* Diaz to Cuthbert: "At least you didn't shave your head":
Did you think that Justin Timberlake's song "What Goes Around...Comes Around" was about Britney? Even after he kept denying it over and over again?
Well, the newest rumor in Hollywoodland is that the song is actually about Elisha Cuthbert. It seems that Elisha used to be engaged to JT BFF Trace Ayala. Elisha supposedly cheated on Trace, and that pissed off JT so much he wrote "What Goes Around..." in response. Elisha recently confronted Cameron Diaz -- JT's GF at the time he wrote the song and also a mutual friend of all parties -- about this, and Cameron told Elisha her relationship with Trace was "only an inspiration" for the song. In this town, we used to call that "a non-denial denial".
Starpulse has the story here.
Thursday, February 15, 2007
This Week In American Idol: Post-Hollywood Meta Edition
I suffered some unfortunate problem with my internets last week, and then some other business got in the way of posting about American Idol's last audition show from 7 February. Although I did take some notes about that show, it would seem a tad outdated to post them now, what with Hollywood Week already over and everything. 'Tis a shame really, because I actually found a whole bunch of people out there in the MySpace and such.
I took some notes about Hollywood Week, nite 1 [Tuesday 13 February], but my efforts at noting last nite's show were thwarted by Idol's let's-hurry-up-and-get-this-over-already attitude.
So instead of partial notes about old shows, I've decided to do a meta post wrapping up some of the recent developments in the AI-verse.
* Breaking: Maybe J.Hud really was a good choice for that whole "My Grammy Moment" thing after all:
In my recent Grammy wrap-up [scroll down], I commented that it seemed odd that the Grammy producers had AI3 seventh-place finisher [oh, yeah, and Oscar-nominee] Jennifer Hudson present the winner of Grammy's AI-style "My Grammy Moment" contest [wherein the winner got to perform onstage with Justin Timberlake], especially considering that there was an actual AI [and Grammy] winner in the house in the person of Carrie Underwood. [N.B.: I should also note the real possibility that CBS had leaned on the Grammy producers to select Jennifer Hudson for this duty as a way to pimp the upcoming CBS telecast of the Oscars.] I might not have been bugged so much by this if Jennifer Hudson's stumbling intro had not been anti-climacticized by her talk of "second chances" for the non-winners [Jennifer, why don't you brush that chip off your shoulder???].
[N.B.: I should also note here -- keep reading -- that this entire contest, except for the "final" voting done via AI-style text message, was conducted online at Yahoo! Music. Oh, yeah -- also, the winner of the contest, in addition to getting to sing with Justin Timberlake, was to win a Chevy vehicle. Unlike, say, on Idol, where the winner gets a Ford vehicle.]
Here's the video of J.Hud's poorly-executed introduction and winner Robyn Troup's excellent good performance.
But maybe J.Hud was the "right" choice for this after all. As her words were more prescient than the viewers realized.
Undisclosed to the voters viewers -- apparently for NDA reasons -- was the fact that contestant Robyn Troup had auditioned for American Idol this season and was one of only 172 contestants who made it to the Hollywood round. Robyn was shown performing on Tuesday nite's AI during the "group performances" stage in a group that included eventual semi-finalist Sundance Head. As far as I can tell, this was the first time Idol had identified Robyn Troup in the contest this season. She was cut in this stage, as the field was being winnowed to the top 136.
Here's Robyn's group performance from Tuesday:
The Hollywood round of AI had been filmed, and the cuts had been made, prior to Sunday's Grammy telecast. Or, in other words, at least Robyn already knew that she had been booted from Idol before she won the "My Grammy Moment" contest.
Sorry to get all Jack Shafer up in everyone's grill and shit, but I have a few questions here:
1) As far as I'm aware, Robyn could not be NDA'd from discussing anything that had already aired on American Idol -- though she had not personally been identified on any of the Idol episodes that had aired by Sunday, she was free to tell people she had made it to Hollywood [N.B.: after her victory, she would only confirm to MSNBC.com that she had auditioned for Idol]. There are lots of competing big media [and car] companies potentially involved in something not-completely-transparent here. What, if anything, did the Grammy producers and/or CBS and/or Yahoo! and/or GM/Chevy know about Robyn's involvement in Idol [on News Corp.-owned Fox]?
2) If Grammy et al. knew that Robyn had made it to Hollywood -- or had even auditioned for Idol -- why wasn't this disclosed to the viewers?
3) If Grammy et al. knew about this, did they also know Robyn had already been booted from AI?
4) How can we be confident Grammy et al. didn't engage in a little vote-tally manipulation hanky-panky -- and News Corp./Fox & Ford nose-tweaking -- to ensure the AI castoff would win this "contest"?
Do you think this is all a little too inside-baseball??? Am I being a little too tin-foil-hat about all this???
And yes, I can GUARAN-DAMN-TEE you that Fox saw this and went back and re-edited Tuesday's episode of AI to highlight Robyn Troup's performance. This could have been either to say, "hey, we had her first, and she wasn't good enough for us", or just to subtly raise these questions in the minds of people like me. AND I HAVE ABSOULTELY NO PROBLEM WITH THAT, as Robyn had already been booted -- that result did not change.
Regardless of all of this, "congratulations" to Robyn Troup for "winning" the "My Grammy Moment" "contest". Robyn also has "won" the right to say to all of the other Idol contestants -- except for the 6-or-so who will get contracts and release actual CDs -- "Bitches, I got my contract and my car, and I got to sing with Justin Timberlake. So suck it!!!"
* Breaking: Nigel Lythgoe <3's Baylie Brown too:
In the same recent media relations teleconference in which Idol Executive Producer Nigel Lythgoe all-but-spilled the beans about an upcoming "Michael Jackson event episode" of Idol, he made cryptic statements about a contestant that had been booted:
" During a recent media conference call, Nigel Lythgoe revealed that his favorite had been cut from the competition. Lythgoe said “There is one young lady in Hollywood who I would have said would have been in the top five this year that got cut purely and simply because she couldn’t remember her lyrics in a group. She just “Ma, Ma, Ma,” for the whole of the song. It broke my heart. But they have to have reasons to cut you, and that was the reason that this young lady will disappear off the show.”
" When asked to reveal who his favorite was, Lythgoe replied “I can’t name my favorite. It is a girl; I’ve got to be honest with you. Hopefully, she’ll come back next year. I certainly don’t want to compromise her with anybody else if she comes back in further years. ‘Wasn’t that Nigel’s favorite? If she gets through It’ll be she gets through because she’s Nigel’s favorite.’ So I wouldn’t do that.”
" When Baylie Brown was mentioned and Lythgoe was asked if his favorite contestant was from Texas, Lythgoe said “Hmm. I really hope that -– please trust me when I say that I don’t want to say anything regarding an individual, or name somebody, because it could affect them in the competition should they return.” "
[source]
These comments went unreported at the time, as most AI watchers viewed the Jackson story as the big takeaway from the presser. But after Baylie Brown was booted from Hollywood in the Tuesday 13 February episode, everyone returned to these comments and read them in a whole new light.
I also really liked Baylie Brown -- she was easily one of the "top five" [thanks, Nigel -- Ed.] in the audition rounds, and she absolutely nailed Faith Hill's "Stronger", a favorite of mine. As I wrote in my last episode update:
" Simon commented that Baylie was exactly what the record labels were looking for in new talent, by which I think he meant that she's a great singer, she's very attractive, and she has a nice personality [Simon also told Baylie she was "'commercial' with a capital 'c'" -- Ed.]. Baylie Brown will go far in this competition. Write that down. [*cough* Carrie Underwood *cough*] "
I didn't say she would go far this season [ahem].
In any event, there seems to have sprung up a "Bring Back Baylie" movement on the internets. Most people seem to want her back either because she's very talented or cute-as-a-baby-kitten-playing-with-rainbow-colored-yarn, or possibly both. Plus, there's that whole "she got screwed by being grouped up with the mean girls" thing. But there is a substantial minority of people who point out, well, she flubbed the lyrics.
Got an opinion???
* Breaking: Long-haired no-good-niks ain't got no chance on no American Idol no-how:
Sean Michel, the "Fidel Castro of American Idol 6", was sent home in the Tuesday episode of Idol. There was a rumor floating on the internets ahead of Tuesday that Sean had been cut because he refused to cut his hair and beard. Do you believe that?
* Odds & Sods -- AI Meta Edition:
* Here are the top 24.
* Idolator has already made its predictions on the final 12.
* What song will Idol use this year when it whacks contestants [last year, it was Daniel Powter's "Bad Day"]? Leave a note in the comments if you have a good idea.
* Just because...
This has nothing to do with Idol, but....Here's the super-awesome Cat Power [Chan Marshall] doing an excellent cover of Grammy Record Of The Year winner nominee "Crazy" in Berlin in late 2006. Enjoy!
Cat Power - Crazy [mp3, via YSI]
Cat Power - Crazy [mp3, via zShare]
