Caption This! Get Rich Or Die Tryin' [23 May 2007]

[image courtesy European Photopress Agency via NewYorkTimes.com via Wonkette]

Those eagle-eyed sexy-librarian-cat-lovers over at Wonkette spied this "photo" at NYT.com accompanying a story that was obviously submitted by some communist libtard who hates our freedoms and wants to force Rihanna to wear a burqa in her next Spanish-language video. I mean, c'mon people -- the photographer is European, so this is obviously a photoshop intended to deceive the American people and hip-hop fans about the widespread progress being made in Iraq!!!

Those defeat-o-crats at Wonkette had this to say about this obviously phony photo:

Representatives of the extremist “Guerrilla Unit” [link added -- Ed.] threatened to continue the attacks until American occupiers left Iraq and strict Islamic law was imposed on the country. They would, said one, “Get Fiqh or Die Trying.”

Because Alex and Ken obviously hate our troops and want the terrorists to win, I want to open this photo up to a DHMBIB "Caption This!" contest. As always, leave your comments in the...er, comments. Here are a few ideas to get you started:

* 50 Cent must fight Ja Rule and The Game over there, or else The Game will follow 50 Cent home and fight him here. Ja Rule, however, will stay over there, because he's a *****.

* We're only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take / I love you like a fat kid loves cake / You know my style I say anything to make you smile.

* I don't know what you heard about me / But a ***** can't get a dollar out of me / No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see / That I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P.

* Girl, I'd take you to the Candy Shop, but...well...ya know...

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Caption This! Faith Hill Hearts Shania Twain [22 May 2007]

[image courtesy PopSugar]

Okay, DHMBIB readers -- take your crack at captioning this photo of Faith Hill and Shania Twain at the recent Academy Of Country Music Awards [ACMA's]...

...my best was: "Man! I feel...SHANIA'S BOOBY! LOLZ!!!"

Yes, yes -- really lame. But I know you can do better. Leave your thoughts in the comments...

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BREAKING: "Big-Time" Blog Posts Photo Of Two People With The Same Name, Makes Obvious And Unfunny Jokes

[image courtesy WireImage via TMZ]

So, TMZ [disclosure -- Ed.] posted this photo today, and the accompanying write-up made every obvious and unfunny joke that is already spinning through your brain, because Larry King is responsible for the post, obvs.

Disappointed at the lack of original wit at "my" company, I decided to open this photo up to a "Caption This" contest amongst my many faithful readers.

However, you cannot use any of these phrases / jokes in your efforts, because they are so obvious that even Wolf Blitzer has already thought of them:

* "glamorous"
* "The Duchess of York" / "The Dutchess of [Josh] Duhamel"
* my humps / "lovely lady lumps"
* "Fergalicious"
* "Sarah Ferguson" / "Stacy Ferguson" / "garwsh, ya mean they're both named 'Fergie'???"
* "flossy, flossy"
* "London Bridge"

Also, no tranny jokes -- Anderson Cooper already went there, too.

Now, I'm not a completely bad guy. Because I've declared so many jokes off limits, I'll give you a few more things I thought of that might help you out:

* "T-to-the-A-to-the-S-T-E-Y, girl you're TASTEY!"
* "D-to-the-E-to-the-L-I-C-I-O-U-S"
* anything having to do with Candie's; and
* anything having to do with Weight Watchers

[thank you! we'll be here all week! -- Ed.]

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You may also get a few ideas from Fergie's [the singer -- Ed.] new video, "Big Girls Don't Cry". [or, you may just enjoy seeing Fergie in her undies. or, you may just enjoy seeing what it would look like if Fergie quit the Black Eyed Peas and joined Good Charlotte, or maybe Korn -- Ed.] Anyway, this is the song Fergie performed on American Idol on 18 April, and it's one of my favorite songs from Fergie's outstanding [no, really -- Ed.] CD, The Dutchess.



And because I haven't had one in a while, it's also my Video Of The Day.

ciaobaby

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