Celebrities! They're Just Like Us!: Jessica Biel (27 February 2007 Edition)

Because I have absolutely no interest in seeing Jessica Biel side-boob -- much less BLOGGING ABOUT IT -- I couldn't come up with an angle on this Oscar Red Carpet photo that didn't make me look like some sort of dirrty purv...


[image courtesy egotastic.com]

...until my totes-NOT-closely-inspecting-eye caught this:



Q: What is that two-inch red mark on Jessica Biel's girl?

a) A chafe mark from the two-sided tape used to secure an early version of this dress -- removed because Jess wanted to let the girls roam free!!!
b) A chafe mark from the Sports Bra she was wearing when she jogged over to the Kodak
c) A chafe mark from the umbrella Britney Spears used to hit Jess after someone told Brit that Jess used to bring SexyBack with JT
d) What red mark???

Leave your thoughts in the comments.

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At the completely-other-end-of-the-spectrum:


[image courtesy flynet via tmz.com]

Q: What is Jessica Biel doing?

a) Picking up her dog's shit
b) Telling the papz to kiss her SexyBack
c) Checking out places where she could dump Scarlett Johansson's body
d) Who cares???

Again, leave your thoughts in the comments.

[Is it wrong that TMZ's post on this is titled "Doggy Style with Jessica Biel"???]