If This Is What "Seventh Heaven" Is Like, I'm Ready To Die!!!

Did ya catch Jessica Biel at the Golden Globes the other night?



Two words: Gor. Geous.

She'll be a superstar some day. Write it down. [Thanks to Egotastic for the photo.]

We at DHMBIB are not the only ones who <3 Jessie. Justin Timberlake was spied chatting up JB at a Golden Globes after party -- by CAMERON DIAZ!!! Cam reportedly screamed at Jessie, who by now has got to be thinking, "What is all this shit??? First, Lindsay Lohan was all up in my grill for hiring her former assistant, and for being a glamorous and successful actress and stuff. Now LiLo's new BFF Cam is all up in my grill for showing JT why I'm Esquire Mag's 'Sexiest Woman Alive'."

So, how can the broken-hearted fashion-disastered Cam get back at Jessie? Is she responsible for digging this up?:



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